sharstitute 

A whore who will do anything for a bag of crystal meth.

Sorry bro I guess that weak ass sharstitute did give you VD, and you owe the bitch a bag.

sharstitute by cranksterman February 7, 2006

Slorstitute 

A person who is a slut, whore, and prostitute and needs to catch their stanky booty ass life, kill it, and start a new one.

That girl over there is a straight up slorstitute.

Slorstitute by Imkittenmeow November 14, 2013

swearstitute 

Using a politically correct, socially acceptable, word or phrase, in replacement of vulgarity.

Jennifer knew she had to use a swearstitute in math class or her teacher would publicly embarrass her. She proclaimed, Oh, schniggle, I dropped my pencil!

Oh, schniggles!
Oh, schiggle!
Goul darn it!
Oh, sugar!
H E double tooth picks!
H E double hockey sticks!
Oh Geez Louise
What the hey!
Son of a gun!

swearstitute by petermante September 11, 2011

shwastitute 

Someone who lives in, or is from, Oshawa.

Person 1: Hey Sarah, are we gonna go to that new coffee shop I heard about?
Person 2: All the way in Oshawa? No way, it's crawling with shwastitutes!
Person 1: Oh, good point. I wouldn't want to get caught up in that mess.

shwastitute by shwastitute October 5, 2007

sarostitute 

A young, supple sorority girl seeking penis. Usually in her mouth.

Look at Sarah GO! One day she will make a fine sarostitute.

sarostitute by usclone June 15, 2011

slorstitute 

slut, whore, prostitute. need I say more?

That girl is a Slorstitute, I wouldn't come near that with a 10ft pole, less you like itching yourself all day.

slorstitute by Helmo October 26, 2007

Snapstitute

Someone who trades booty pics for Snap Cash.

"Hey man, I sent Becky 25 bucks on Snapcash so I could get some pictures of that ball booger catcher, ya heard? She's the best snapstitute around. Top notch booty pics for a good price, ya feel me?"

Snapstitute by Retardedpanda1 November 18, 2014