Shmuf 

See shmoof.

This pshat is really shmuf.

Shmuf by Frum Funky Fab(Slightly Eidel) October 25, 2008

Shmuck 

A word used to describe someone who has done an extremely idiotic and stupid move

Man1 : *dies
man2: whatta shmuck

Shmuck by Succulent wenis May 22, 2018

Shmuh 

To show a feeling of frustration, disappointment, sadness, or anger

“Kelly you have crabs” -Joseph

“Shmuh” -Kelly

Shmuh by Dashermm November 6, 2019

Shmule Bar 

Another name for a nic stick, chooch, smack, vape

Cheddy let me tap the Shmule bar

Shmule Bar by Jmpmarciano June 5, 2022

Shmuckanese 

The culture and language of someone that speaks absolute nonsense.

Ayo big man, stop speaking Shmuckanese.
That pussio been speaking garbage all day, he must be Shmuckanese.

Shmuckanese by prithxm December 27, 2021

shmaffle 

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).

Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.

shmaffle by b-ret April 14, 2014

Shmuble 

Mix between a mumble and a shout.
Incomprehensible human English.

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying.

Shmuble: These two gentlemen are literally shmubling at this point.

Shmuble by Blaze1639 June 7, 2016