by SuperShmuel October 14, 2009
person 1: dude, shmuel immed me last night
person 2: who the hell is he? i talk to him all the time but i've never actually seen him
person 1: i hear he's a pimp
person 2: who the hell is he? i talk to him all the time but i've never actually seen him
person 1: i hear he's a pimp
by aroundthebender January 14, 2009
To use manipulative writing or speech in order to take undue credit or aggrandize one's contributions.
To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence and ideas contrary to your own desires and biases.
To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence of your own shmuelling.
To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence and ideas contrary to your own desires and biases.
To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence of your own shmuelling.
His shmuelling is pissing off the whole team.
To cater to his bullshit and then get shmuel'd makes me want to punch him.
To cater to his bullshit and then get shmuel'd makes me want to punch him.
by shmuellllll October 06, 2011
one who is very nice.
one whos head is deformed.
he/she usually smells because they never shower.
they usually get hit by a spade off their father.
they resemble an animal like an alpacker/llama.
a shmuel usually gets pissed on.
one whos head is deformed.
he/she usually smells because they never shower.
they usually get hit by a spade off their father.
they resemble an animal like an alpacker/llama.
a shmuel usually gets pissed on.
llama, alpacker, shmuel.
by abdulallalaadfddd June 19, 2011
by ShmuelFan420 April 28, 2022
an ass. simple. manipulates every living being to get what he wants. lacks all respect. and only cares for himself. it may seem as if he cares for others like girls or a best friend but really because it benefits himself. His revolting being.
Sam enjoying his day with with his girlfriend
ring ring
shmuel: Yo pick me up in ten minutes.
Sam : im with my g
shmuel: well dump her and pick me up i want beef jerky
Sam: Ill be back in an hour
a whole eternity later after shmuel manipulated Sam to bullshit for him...
the G left sam
thanks Shmuel for pulling a shmuel and fing everyones lives for your own satisfaction.
ring ring
shmuel: Yo pick me up in ten minutes.
Sam : im with my g
shmuel: well dump her and pick me up i want beef jerky
Sam: Ill be back in an hour
a whole eternity later after shmuel manipulated Sam to bullshit for him...
the G left sam
thanks Shmuel for pulling a shmuel and fing everyones lives for your own satisfaction.
by LocaIsAnUnderstatement April 11, 2018
A Hebrew word meaning 'name of God' or 'God has heard,' Shmuel is equivalent to the English name Samuel. Shmuel appears in the Bible as the last of the Judges before the kingdom of Israel was founded.
Perhaps the best known use of this word in the West is as the name of the Jewish boy Bruno befriends in the book and movie "The Boy in the Striped Pajamas."
Perhaps the best known use of this word in the West is as the name of the Jewish boy Bruno befriends in the book and movie "The Boy in the Striped Pajamas."
Example 1: "Samuel didn't have no time for Saul's shit."
Example 2:"I thought that Bruno and Shmuel's deaths were very tragic."
Example 2:"I thought that Bruno and Shmuel's deaths were very tragic."
by Clever play on words Pseudonym January 13, 2018