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Schmohawk
A douche bag driver.
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shmohawk
A horrible driver. Some asshole who pulls a dick move when driving ie: " That fucking Shmohawk just cut me off." You fucking shmohawk.
As desribed in season 6 of curb your enthusiasm by Larry David and Larry's father. I think it might be jewish or hebrew or something. Rent that shit, its fucking funny. A shmohawk does not know how to drive.
shmohawk by idiotech66 January 14, 2008
shitehawk
Feck off you Shitehawk!
Bombay Shitehawk
Not unlike the common shitehawk, but of a much higher eschelon. Often regarded as king of shitehawkery.
Bombay Shitehawk by michael1984 December 6, 2005
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Shitehawk
A common expression in Ireland meaning the poorest of the poor - a person whose trade is selling cow-dung as a manure.
In Cork the inhabitants of the poorer districts were defined as 'shitehawks who came in from beyond the lights years ago with muck between their toes and nothing between their ears'; 'Beyond the lights' meaning outside the city limits or the area covered by street lighting. Manure selling was actually a trade in Cork. People took handcarts into the countryside, collected cowdung and hawked it to gardeners as a cheap fertiliser.
If you value your life never refer to an Irish person as a 'shitehawk'. He or she may be quite offended.
If you value your life never refer to an Irish person as a 'shitehawk'. He or she may be quite offended.
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