Shmoseley

A stupid fuck named Carter.

Bro Carter is so shmoseley

Shmoseley by Smolinga November 20, 2025

Shmoely 

This word has three different definitions. It could mean

1. a shmoely is someone you do not know
2. a shmoely can be someone who you think is an idiot
3. a shmoely can also be someone who you already know and are using the term in an endearing manner

"Look at that shmoely over there! Does he even know what he's doing?"

Shmoely by toocoolforyou1 December 23, 2014

shmooley

Somebody That’s cool Asf and your closest Friend and Someone you can trust!

This is my Shmooley and We hang out everywhere

shmooley by C-Mane February 25, 2020

shmooley

a type of person that is mentally very slow. Basically a retard.

Me: Whats good boss

Terry: I think my tire is low the sensor is on...
Me: Alright which side?
Terry: I think its the front left..
"Proceeds to check all tires and it was back left tire"
Me: Alright lets go fill it up
"leaves work to go to gas station and as we are pulling in terry pulls straight into spot instead of backing in...
Me: yo how are you suppose to fill the back tire up if the hose cant reach the damn tire?
"terry proceeds to not move and I have to direction the kid to back his truck in and fill up the damn tire"
Me: fucking shmooley

shmooley by chicken 2 September 22, 2020

Shmorgley 

The feeling that you are energetic but drained, awake but sleepy, and physically can't get super comfortable. Generally a hangover without the bodily discomfort of headaches, stomach aches, or serious discomfort. Being in good humors, while being physically and emotional is drained.

I just feel shmorgley after staying out at the bar after dinner.

Shmorgley by AnyaMynd October 29, 2022

shmoley 

a racist reference to a stereotypical black person

what a shmoley

shmoley by arush simmaheli February 16, 2024