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This word has three different definitions. It could mean
1. a shmoely is someone you do not know
2. a shmoely can be someone who you think is an idiot
3. a shmoely can also be someone who you already know and are using the term in an endearing manner
1. a shmoely is someone you do not know
2. a shmoely can be someone who you think is an idiot
3. a shmoely can also be someone who you already know and are using the term in an endearing manner
Shmoely by toocoolforyou1 December 23, 2014
shmooley
Me: Whats good boss
Terry: I think my tire is low the sensor is on...
Me: Alright which side?
Terry: I think its the front left..
"Proceeds to check all tires and it was back left tire"
Me: Alright lets go fill it up
"leaves work to go to gas station and as we are pulling in terry pulls straight into spot instead of backing in...
Me: yo how are you suppose to fill the back tire up if the hose cant reach the damn tire?
"terry proceeds to not move and I have to direction the kid to back his truck in and fill up the damn tire"
Me: fucking shmooley
Terry: I think my tire is low the sensor is on...
Me: Alright which side?
Terry: I think its the front left..
"Proceeds to check all tires and it was back left tire"
Me: Alright lets go fill it up
"leaves work to go to gas station and as we are pulling in terry pulls straight into spot instead of backing in...
Me: yo how are you suppose to fill the back tire up if the hose cant reach the damn tire?
"terry proceeds to not move and I have to direction the kid to back his truck in and fill up the damn tire"
Me: fucking shmooley
Shmorgley
The feeling that you are energetic but drained, awake but sleepy, and physically can't get super comfortable. Generally a hangover without the bodily discomfort of headaches, stomach aches, or serious discomfort. Being in good humors, while being physically and emotional is drained.
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.