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This word has three different definitions. It could mean

1. a shmoely is someone you do not know
2. a shmoely can be someone who you think is an idiot
3. a shmoely can also be someone who you already know and are using the term in an endearing manner
"Look at that shmoely over there! Does he even know what he's doing?"
Shmoely by toocoolforyou1 December 23, 2014
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an element of surprise. a combination of "shit" and "holy moly"
"SHMOLY!" Bob exclaimed, when she found out it was a snow day.
shmoly by espoir February 8, 2007
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shmolly dong 

another term for penis. See dong, wang, burger, biscuit, diddly...
Dude. She definitely wants the Shmolly dong.
shmolly dong by Thediddly21 May 31, 2016

shmolly whopped 

Someone in a different state of mine as in faded, drunk, or high.
shmolly whopped by DashKon240 March 31, 2019
Daymn her name should be shmooly.
Shmooly by BigDicDaddyy November 4, 2018
A Jewish man who is often thought as annoying. But is later revealed to be nice and respectful
That boy is a total Shmuely
Shmuely by Lado Limbe October 29, 2018
A wild molly falling up the school stairs
Oh shit , shmolly
Shmolly by Mjkkkk August 15, 2019
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