shitoctopus 

When a person is taking a poo and another person comes in and straddles the 1st pooer and poo’s between their legs into the toilet.

If we shitoctopus we can both dump and get out of here quicker.

shitoctopus by Center pumpkin January 3, 2020

Shmoctopus 

If an octopus wants to become a Schmoctopus it can.

Look! It's a Shmoctopus.

Shmoctopus by The Composter ( soos ) August 13, 2021