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Mr. Shmitten 

noun. (Mist-er Shmit-ten). A large stuffed whale with a sketchy past. He is long and white and is now a P.B.B. (Professional Bedtime Buddy). He is loyal to his owner but does not get wet often; Maybe once every three months.
Oh my gosh Joey! Mr. Shmitten is huge!
Mr. Shmitten by LolaLilaPola May 18, 2011
to be complete taken with someone, seeing them makes you smile. And when you hear their text message alert or their ringtone your heart flutters a little bit.
He was completely smitten by Stephanie.
smitten by Heffe Golanzo August 7, 2015
Pure, uncontrollable, excitingly overwhelming, romantic thoughts/feelings towards a certain someone; brought forth and felt through the heart. Usually the more you know about someone the easier it is to find yourself smitten over them. It's more than a liking crush but less than love. It's like dipping a toe into a pool of what it is like to fall for someone; a scary process because of the vulnerability it brings about, but after all that's why it's called falling and not rising.
We've always had a little something between us, but after this last weekend together I'm smitten for Stephanie.
Smitten by Dirtyy D June 29, 2017
Uncontrollable happiness when thinking about or in the presence of a special person. Multiple peck kisses and constant smiling are other symptoms.
Damn, Debbie sure is smitten like crazy but who could blame her?
smitten by DimpleManGod May 18, 2014
A young cat that is a shithead.
My six month old cat Nuka is a little shitten, who will one day grow up to be a scat.
Shitten by Holly Green September 13, 2010

The Shittening 

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere
"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"