Short for shmegela; When someone is such a shmegela but its not even worth the extra breathe it would take to say shmegela
by ButStuf69 May 05, 2021
by Sexy nuts February 08, 2018
Shmeg - a mixture of rotting/decaying vegetable wastes left behind on either a disply sign, or the racks on which food is kept in the produce department of supermarket store.
Believed to have been first used by Kent; the asshole owner of true value foods on quadra island.
Believed to have been first used by Kent; the asshole owner of true value foods on quadra island.
"Hey _____(insert name), if you could clean up that shmeg from the sign that would be stellar"
"This prep counter is covered in schmeg, make sure you wipe it off before you leave today and you'll be stylin."
"This prep counter is covered in schmeg, make sure you wipe it off before you leave today and you'll be stylin."
by Birnie January 24, 2008
by TROTTER FETISH November 16, 2019
can be used to describe something when you can't think of another word. it can be but is not limited to substituting the word cum.
by PHREAKKKKKK September 18, 2005
to shmeg (verb)
from the root word shmegli
1. the act of rejecting a compliment persistently
2. being inappropriately drunk and asking anyone in your vicinity to touch your genitalia
3. blacking out and trying to take off another man's pants
4. pleasuring oneself in a laundry room
from the root word shmegli
1. the act of rejecting a compliment persistently
2. being inappropriately drunk and asking anyone in your vicinity to touch your genitalia
3. blacking out and trying to take off another man's pants
4. pleasuring oneself in a laundry room
by M4L February 19, 2012
by sexual smurf February 14, 2005