Shmeg

Short for shmegela; When someone is such a shmegela but its not even worth the extra breathe it would take to say shmegela

Kobi stop being such a shmeg and give me back the lucky charms

by ButStuf69 May 4, 2021

Shmeg

A little piece of something gross usually sticky or gooey.

-Yo James you got a lil bit of shmeg on your shirt

-Thanks dawg the ladies hate shmeg

by Sexy nuts February 8, 2018

shmeg

a cigarette

derived from shmek, derived from shmok, derived from shmok'n'apancake

"hey man you want a shmeg?"
"I need a shmeg right now"

by TROTTER FETISH November 15, 2019

shmeg

can be used to describe something when you can't think of another word. it can be but is not limited to substituting the word cum.

YOU"RE A SHMEG.
Go shmeg urself
I think i misplaced my shmeg

by PHREAKKKKKK September 28, 2005

shmeg

to shmeg (verb)
from the root word shmegli
1. the act of rejecting a compliment persistently

2. being inappropriately drunk and asking anyone in your vicinity to touch your genitalia

3. blacking out and trying to take off another man's pants
4. pleasuring oneself in a laundry room

Eli was totally shmegging last night

by M4L April 24, 2012

shmeg

semen, the product of male ejaculation; a coarse phrase for cum.

that man just shmegged in my mouth!

by sexual smurf June 17, 2005

shmeg

the little peices of weed at the bottom of a bag that are too small to do anything with.

"do you wanna smoke a bowl?" "sorry man, all i have left is some shmegs"

by Adam January 21, 2004