shmeg

to shmeg (verb)
from the root word shmegli
1. the act of rejecting a compliment persistently

2. being inappropriately drunk and asking anyone in your vicinity to touch your genitalia

3. blacking out and trying to take off another man's pants
4. pleasuring oneself in a laundry room
Eli was totally shmegging last night
by M4L February 19, 2012
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