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A sexy hoe who is actually a genuine human being who cares for others. She hoes around but has a big heart. She doesn’t listen to anyone’s advice and does her own thing. All the boys want her but she only wants the boys who will treat her badly.
That sexy hoes is such a shluzie bro that’s blazin
Shluzie by Henryboy5 November 6, 2019
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shlumiel 

a jewish nickname for a disorganized person who does not have it together.
Mendel is such a shlumiel, he keeps forgetting where he put his weed
shlumiel by eden February 8, 2005
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Sluzie (noun) A girl who is rather silly, and probably slutty--or at least you'd like her to be if you're male--and is homely enough to pass as a "plain Jane" or "Susie Q" in appearance or personality.
A lot of wannna-be models are really nothing but Sluzies.
Sluzie by BeenBusted April 6, 2007

Shlubzie 

This is a nickname given to someone named Ruby B.
This generally means that person is smart, funny, good at karate and they are rly cute...
The nickname can be given if the person is eating broad beans 👌
Hey! Shlubzie! Sup my dude!
Shlubzie by Shlubz October 22, 2018
Less than a fluzie......a slut and a fluzie put together...ie. see fluzie
Man she aint nothing but a old sluzie!
sluzie by ItsDkFromDallasT April 3, 2006
shlubie - a noun in the context of stating what type of person someone is; a verb in the tense of an accidental boggle of a situtation (carol, how in the world could you have shlubied something so simple?)

believed to have originated from a bastardization of shlub and crossed with the 'E' ending to make many more possible uses
Noun (That Bill... he's such a shlubie)
Verb (Carol, how in the world could you have shlubied something so simple?)
shlubie by macdaddydwj August 10, 2004
John: Ayo let’s hit the sluzies tonight
Max: Fuck yea baby, Let’s get shitfaced!!
Sluzies by Disodown20 March 28, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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