shlurple 

the plural of "shlurp"; which is the noise made when finishing a drink through a straw.
also associated with the word purple.

person 1: there's a few shlurples left in that drink, at the bottom of the cup!
person 2: *shlurps up last few drops through a straw*

shlurple by shlurpppp March 6, 2009

Shlurple 

Shlurple Shlurple Shlurple. Also the son of PunksOut and a Corporation and Cult in the name of Shlurple.

What up my Shlurple?

Shlurple by Shlurple May 22, 2025

shlurple my purple 

To suck something purple i.e. a penis

"shlurple my purple"

also "shlurple the purple"

shlurple my purple by Tony Dodds November 28, 2007

Slurple 

Having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you're taking liberties.

Derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.

Mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for 'purple'.

Hi Chris. What's that your drinking? I've never had that before. Give us a slurple.

Slurple by !david clarke! December 28, 2008

Shlurpie 

1. A person places his/her mouth on a penis, and the subsequent sucking of said penis until the point of no return.
2. Blowjob

"Hey man, I heard Matt had a good time last night."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."

Shlurpie by Sperman Herman January 27, 2012

slurple roost 

a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles

Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb

slurple roost by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

Shlarpled 

The act of throwing someone or something off a bridge.

Did you hear that Thomas shlarpled his brother yesterday. So sad.

Shlarpled by Shlarple king February 6, 2018