shlopper 

an extremely large dick that can just be whipped out to slap hoes in the face. see shlong

"i whipped out my shlopper and slapped that damn hoe good"

shlopper by [Ŵå¥ň€]™ May 15, 2005

shlopper-shmearer 

an asshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.Typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).

Honey, can we paint the dining room?Yes dear, Ill hire a "shlopper-shmearer"asap.

shlopper-shmearer by Why I Outta April 7, 2013

Quanfeast Shlopper 

When a male chops off a woman's fit and begins to feed her prices of her severed boob and the woman chops of the balls of the man and she feeds them to him, and they continue to chop off eachother's body parts and feed them to each other until they are just a body and arms and a head.

Quanfeast Shlopper is the best when having intercourse.

Quanfeast Shlopper by 1234560123 October 24, 2019

Window Shopper 

Someone who looks at stuff they cant buy

i wish i had them kicks but i cant afford them (im a window shopper)

Window Shopper by Dee Jay October 28, 2005

Ebay Window Shopper

Someone who goes to Ebay not to buy anything, but just to look at what they have for sale.

Ted: Hey John, whatcha doing?
John: Getting on Ebay.
Ted: Oh yeah? What are you buying?
John: Oh I'm not buying anything. I'm just browsing. I'm an Ebay window shopper.

Ebay Window Shopper by HardcoreGamer4Ever February 25, 2011

baba shopper 

One who spends crazy amounts USD or YTL (Turkish currency) on an addicting game called Knight Online. They buy items and/or gold from chinese farmsites to get ahead in a game.

Player1: I just bought a iron necklace +3 and Raptor +11 zuahahaah
Player2: Your such a baba shopper!

baba shopper by biginthepants69 April 19, 2009

misery shopper 

The shopper that goes in a store, usually a super store, hunting for the discounted brands, special offers, mostly due to the lack of finance. These bargain chasers are commonly widespread in the urban areas, and can save large amounts of money compared to the regular customers due to their knowledge in shopping for small and precise amounts.

Cashier1 : Check this fella, he's scanning that shelf like a machine !

Cashier2: Bet he's one of them misery shoppers!

misery shopper by wobotron January 15, 2010