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A man who allows his best friend to fuck his wife
Man: hey my wife’s feeling a bit low under the sheets, I’m sorry for being a shlooper but can you help?
Best friend: sure I’d love to
Shlooper by Kaniel outis July 26, 2023

shlorper 

A person who is absurdly phenomenal at giving head
O yea shordy def a shlorper
shlorper by therealgoodnoodle March 20, 2022
A shit that comes out so smoothly it hits the water without a splash. The pleasure does not end there. Said turd slides around the u-bend with such grace it hardly leaves any need to flush.
Just been for a man-dump. It was a slooper so slipped out nicely with no mess.....
Slooper by BagBadJon November 21, 2010
When one poops or shits in the shower. A shower pooper.
"Anthony poops in the shower", "hes a shooper".

"Anthony shooped everywhere"!
Shooper by Baldwin December 9, 2005

shlooter 

A video game in which you shoot stuff, then get loot, then do it again forever. Probably coined in the text game Bioshoot Infinite.
Bioshock Infinite is the ultimate shlooter!
shlooter by ratushebarl February 12, 2014
When you shit your pants in public
Uh oh i just did a shmoopers
Shmoopers by shmoopersdoopers December 1, 2016