Shlong Dong
Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017
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shlong dong
shlong dong by Mr. jerks alot. August 5, 2008
poopy shlong dong
Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"
Bobby: " Whut?"
Bobby: " Whut?"
poopy shlong dong by poopoocakes June 13, 2023
Ding Dong Shlong
Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"
Ding Dong Shlong by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016
donkey kong dong shlong
donkey kong dong shlong by G dawg mad August 14, 2003
Shlong-Ding-Dong
Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!
Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!
Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!
Shlong-Ding-Dong by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong by Roots aka conn April 4, 2009
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