shlite

when you take a bag of shit and light in on fire and stick it in your fire place because the aroma arouses you.

Larry mad sure that he had a shlite going wehn his Gf showed up.

by shanksta April 4, 2005

Shlite

Something that is slightly shite.

Person A: Man, Nickleback is shlite.
Person B: I agree on that!
Person C: I like Nickleback.
*Person A and B slaughter person C*

by Seymour Buttocks January 4, 2025

shiterati

Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment

Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati

by Marshallasthefish January 1, 2008

utter shite

Something that's not just shit, it's so bad it's shit on another level. (usually used in Ireland)

He was talking utter shite last night.

That band were utter shite.

by Synnojd March 6, 2012

Shiteboy

Pronounced "Sh-ite-boy" A degenerate guy who sticks up for a girl he barely knows online. Usually on xbox live, twitter or facebook. Most times the guy has never even met the girl before, and jumps at any chance that he can come to the rescue and gain her respect/trust.

This little shiteboy is all on my dick blowing up my inbox because I chirped his little e-girlfriend.

by AllThatJazzo February 19, 2013

Shiternet

Really bad or slow internet.

That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.

by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015

Bollocky Wank Shite

The flavor of artichoke and beet root soup.

I want fish and chips! This soup tastes like bollocky wank shite!

by Slugger11 March 14, 2011