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A certain amount/measurement of something that someone will ask for. A shleb is relative and can mean different amounts depending on the preferences, greed, and circumference of said person.
Paddy: What do you want in your tea?

Mary: Ah, just a shleb of milk!

Paddy: Grand so!

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Mary: What do you want on your toast?

Paddy: Oh just a shleb of butter will do there Mary!

Mary: Grand!
Shleb by erk February 14, 2013
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(Derived from the English terms 'celebrity' and consequently 'celeb') Refers to an individual who's personality is completely transparent and willing to exchange any shred of personal/moral dignity in exchange for fame, money or attention. Plural: Shlebs.
"Oh Dan Wadley, that self admitted shleb!"

"Katie Price: The original Shleb."

"Fuck of you bunch of Shlebs!"
Shleb by JBEART May 12, 2020
Someone who is unbelievably lazy.
Bethany: “Hey, can you get me the remote?“
Tara: “Are you kidding me?! It’s right fucking there you shleb!“
Shleb by JaundicePig August 25, 2020

Shebagging 

The female equivalent of manspreading, taking up perfectly good seats with a purse that should be on your lap.
There's nowhere left to sit because of that shebagging bitch.
Shebagging by Arcxjo November 19, 2017
you have to say it when someone buys you a dandelion.
“Shebami a dandelion
shebami by tiktok - garrettmeowcat January 23, 2022

Sheboygan Lager

A fictional brand of beer referenced in the FX show Wilfred by Jenna's douchy boyfriend Drew.
Sheboygan Lager, bitch! That's how we do.
Sheboygan Lager by fp69 August 25, 2011