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Shleb is a word to describe how you feel,describing a person, an emotion or a particular object. It can have a wide range of meaning. Pronounced SHLEEEEB!
My boss is such a Shleb.
Shleb by Shlebatron January 9, 2012
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A certain amount/measurement of something that someone will ask for. A shleb is relative and can mean different amounts depending on the preferences, greed, and circumference of said person.
Paddy: What do you want in your tea?

Mary: Ah, just a shleb of milk!

Paddy: Grand so!

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Mary: What do you want on your toast?

Paddy: Oh just a shleb of butter will do there Mary!

Mary: Grand!
Shleb by erk February 14, 2013
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(Derived from the English terms 'celebrity' and consequently 'celeb') Refers to an individual who's personality is completely transparent and willing to exchange any shred of personal/moral dignity in exchange for fame, money or attention. Plural: Shlebs.
"Oh Dan Wadley, that self admitted shleb!"

"Katie Price: The original Shleb."

"Fuck of you bunch of Shlebs!"
Shleb by JBEART May 12, 2020
Someone who is unbelievably lazy.
Bethany: “Hey, can you get me the remote?“
Tara: “Are you kidding me?! It’s right fucking there you shleb!“
Shleb by JaundicePig August 25, 2020

Shebagging 

The female equivalent of manspreading, taking up perfectly good seats with a purse that should be on your lap.
There's nowhere left to sit because of that shebagging bitch.
Shebagging by Arcxjo November 19, 2017
you have to say it when someone buys you a dandelion.
“Shebami a dandelion
shebami by tiktok - garrettmeowcat January 23, 2022

Sheboygan Lager

A fictional brand of beer referenced in the FX show Wilfred by Jenna's douchy boyfriend Drew.
Sheboygan Lager, bitch! That's how we do.
Sheboygan Lager by fp69 August 25, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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