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Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.
Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!
Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

Jersey Slamma-Jamma 

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.
I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.

Shamming 

Shamming (Military): "To intentionally avoid work, being at work, exercise, etc..."
1: "Hey Bob, I know you aren't really doing that paperwork you're just shamming to avoid working outside."

2: "Bob is a fuckin' shammer."
Shamming by phosphoresence May 19, 2009
relax, comfortable, chill out, bro down, cloud nine, peace of mind.

Usually happens when you have a day off, vacation, or you are in your pajamas all day.
Hey would you like to go to work all day? Hell no! Im off, im going to go get shammy.
shammy by naharfenater October 8, 2014
usually quite a pretty girl; seems shy at first impression but then you see how extremely social she is with everyone; has a small group of best friends; never flusters around boys: always tries to be kind
Student, "Oh my god, that girl is just so shamma."
Shamma by examplesomething March 6, 2010
Old military slang for the art of making it look like your working when your not.
I.E Carrying a clip board around looking at it periodically While walking around.
Check Joe out He Be Shammin!
shammin by 24kilo February 12, 2006