shlammerblasted

Drinking to the point of no return, and being as drunk as humanly possible without dying

Nolan: "Dude, where were you last night?"
Me: "Bruh, I was so fucking shlammerblasted, that I couldn't see for 8 hours"

by Athuncp19 October 13, 2015

Shmammerblasted

Basically a new form of crunk, bopped,wasted, faded, and or lifted. Adj. Shmammerblasted- the act of being drunk or getting drunk to the point of being incoherant of whats going on around you.

Dude i cant even see your face right now. I'm Shmammerblasted!

by Jpuke June 1, 2011