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Drinking to the point of no return, and being as drunk as humanly possible without dying
Nolan: "Dude, where were you last night?"
Me: "Bruh, I was so fucking shlammerblasted, that I couldn't see for 8 hours"
by Athuncp19 October 13, 2015
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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