Shizwizard

The act of using magic to make yourself shit or to make someone else shit

The shizwizard made me shit my pants with his black shiz magic

by OOY GOOY July 9, 2018

Shizzard

Like a blizzard, but instead of snow falling from the sky, massive amounts of Shit comes raining down on you.

I walked outside and there was 5 inches of shit on the ground from the Shizzard

by Ellbobby February 21, 2011

shitwizard

(Adj)Someone who performs wizardry with shit. Shitwizardy is an act involving finesse with not white, not black, but brown magic. Such as creating crap-golems or writing nonsensical descriptions for mundane objects.

"What do you mean you can't collect guano!"
"Its to stop the shitwizards casting fireballs!"

"When life gives you crap, make crap golems."

"Someone needs to remind these shitwizards that they make chips and not jet skis or luges!"

by elpresidente October 7, 2007

Shizzard

Poo-Blizzard:

The act of pooing many pebble-sized pieces during cold weather or the Winter season.

Johnny's toilet broke after having a shizzard.
"Dude, it's freezing out, my fault really, taking that shizzard earlier."

by JBravo11 October 10, 2011

shitwizzard

A fucking idiot

"that fucking shitwizzard cut me off"

by Shitwizzard101 January 8, 2017

Shizzard

a shitty blizzard, commonly occurs durring windstorms in fields with fresh fertilizer on it. Also can occur when you are caught in a port-a-john when it tips over, thus covering you in shit and making it appear as though you were caught in a shizzard

"Christ john you smell like shit, were you caught in a shizzard?

by kyle cuthbertson October 5, 2008

Shizzard

N. The combination of the terms 'shizzle' and 'wizard', meaning a cool person with magical abilities.

Not to be confused with the other definition of 'shizzard' meaning a shitty blizzard

The cocky rapper thought his rhymes were magical, thus calling himself the Shizzard.

by Shizzzard July 13, 2009