Shivankit
Mongoose-looking fucker, who walks like a penguin (with unwashed Crocs), and behaves like an asshole. Tends to over-promise and under-deliver in all aspects of life. Can be smart sometimes, surprisingly. Cracks the lamest jokes, and laughs alone, an energy vampire to the T. Struggles with laundry and can singlehandedly create a scarcity of deodorant. Should carry a plant around to replenish the oxygen wasted.
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