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shitwrench 

shitwrench is a spanner like object used to scoop, or carry an animals or human shit. The invention was invented by a bloke called Jeff from Bristol, 2007. It can also be used as an offensive term, instead of 'arsehole'.
'get lost you shit wrench'.
'I'll shove that shitwrench up yr crapper in a minute'
shitwrench by Tarjaaa June 20, 2007
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Shitwrench 

Another term for a spanner like tool used for anal intercourse.
Used in a sentance.."Alright zoe pull that shitwrench out of your ass and let me have a go!".
Shitwrench by Jeffthefork June 18, 2007

Shitwreck 

A turd that sinks to the bottom of the toilet bowl
Fuck me I just did the the most humungous shitwreck.
Shitwreck by soodonaime July 29, 2011

shitwrecked 

synonym for drunk, intoxicated, plastered... referred to in Beautiful Dirty Rich by her ladyship Gaga
"Our hair is perfect
While were all getting shitwrecked"
shitwrecked by bigtopcock June 8, 2010

Shitwrecked 

To be hammered, plastered, wasted, intoxicated, et. al.
I was shitwrecked after I pounded 10 vodka shots.
Shitwrecked by Nagloc January 24, 2009

shitwreck 

noun, a thing that creates chaos for everything around it. Alternatively, a person who creates chaos for everything around him or her.
-ed, adjective, the state of being the source of chaos
My love life is a shitwreck. (noun)
He makes every meeting a shitwreck. (noun)
Let's get shitwrecked. (adjective)
shitwreck by Acecatdog December 9, 2008

Shitwreck 

The phenomenon where a shit is so big that that it crests the water in the bowl resulting in said shit being partially in the water and out of the water. Similar to the visual where a ship that has crashed and is sinking.
Man I just took a shitwreck in that public toilet since I couldn’t make it to my home base toilet in time.
Shitwreck by Btk23 March 3, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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