shitwrecked

synonym for drunk, intoxicated, plastered... referred to in Beautiful Dirty Rich by her ladyship Gaga

"Our hair is perfect
While were all getting shitwrecked"

by bigtopcock June 8, 2010

Shitwrecked

To be hammered, plastered, wasted, intoxicated, et. al.

I was shitwrecked after I pounded 10 vodka shots.

by Nagloc January 24, 2009

Shitwrecked

When you take a crap and realize there is no toilet paper, leaving you stuck on the toilet.

Dan realized too late staring at the bare tp roll that he was shitwrecked.

by chandacat August 29, 2016

shitwrecked

absolutely fucked up; out of your right mind.

Gahh damn, I don't remember anything, I was so shitwrecked last night.

by tweakdaddy January 29, 2017

shitwrecked

To be completely intoxicated on hard liquor such as vodka or tequila while subsequently, doing high quality lines of cocaine.

Last night after Fred busted out the high- quality snuff, I was completely shitwrecked off of vodka and coke.

by numbie123 April 21, 2009

shitrocked

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

by Romanick October 16, 2007

Shwrecked

the act of being so drunk that you are yelling that you are both shit faced and wrecked simultaneously.

I was show shwrecked when I wrote this!

Yo did you see Kevey G last night?

:Yea man he was SHWRECKED the last time i saw him!

by snaggletooth15876 December 12, 2010