shitwrench

shitwrench is a spanner like object used to scoop, or carry an animals or human shit. The invention was invented by a bloke called Jeff from Bristol, 2007. It can also be used as an offensive term, instead of 'arsehole'.

'get lost you shit wrench'.
'I'll shove that shitwrench up yr crapper in a minute'

by Tarjaaa June 20, 2007

Shitwrench

Another term for a spanner like tool used for anal intercourse.

Used in a sentance.."Alright zoe pull that shitwrench out of your ass and let me have a go!".

by Jeffthefork June 18, 2007

Shitwreck

A turd that sinks to the bottom of the toilet bowl

Fuck me I just did the the most humungous shitwreck.

by soodonaime July 29, 2011

shitwrecked

synonym for drunk, intoxicated, plastered... referred to in Beautiful Dirty Rich by her ladyship Gaga

"Our hair is perfect
While were all getting shitwrecked"

by bigtopcock June 8, 2010

Shitwrecked

To be hammered, plastered, wasted, intoxicated, et. al.

I was shitwrecked after I pounded 10 vodka shots.

by Nagloc January 24, 2009

shitwreck

noun, a thing that creates chaos for everything around it. Alternatively, a person who creates chaos for everything around him or her.
-ed, adjective, the state of being the source of chaos

My love life is a shitwreck. (noun)
He makes every meeting a shitwreck. (noun)
Let's get shitwrecked. (adjective)

by Acecatdog December 9, 2008

Shitwreck

The phenomenon where a shit is so big that that it crests the water in the bowl resulting in said shit being partially in the water and out of the water. Similar to the visual where a ship that has crashed and is sinking.

Man I just took a shitwreck in that public toilet since I couldn’t make it to my home base toilet in time.

by Btk23 March 3, 2019