shitwrecked

synonym for drunk, intoxicated, plastered... referred to in Beautiful Dirty Rich by her ladyship Gaga

"Our hair is perfect
While were all getting shitwrecked"

by bigtopcock June 08, 2010

shitwrecked

absolutely fucked up; out of your right mind.

Gahh damn, I don't remember anything, I was so shitwrecked last night.

by tweakdaddy January 29, 2017

shitwrecked

To be completely intoxicated on hard liquor such as vodka or tequila while subsequently, doing high quality lines of cocaine.

Last night after Fred busted out the high- quality snuff, I was completely shitwrecked off of vodka and coke.

by numbie123 April 21, 2009

Shitwreck

A turd that sinks to the bottom of the toilet bowl

Fuck me I just did the the most humungous shitwreck.

by soodonaime July 29, 2011

Shitwrecked

To be hammered, plastered, wasted, intoxicated, et. al.

I was shitwrecked after I pounded 10 vodka shots.

by Nagloc January 24, 2009

shitwreck

noun, a thing that creates chaos for everything around it. Alternatively, a person who creates chaos for everything around him or her.
-ed, adjective, the state of being the source of chaos

My love life is a shitwreck. (noun)
He makes every meeting a shitwreck. (noun)
Let's get shitwrecked. (adjective)

by Acecatdog December 09, 2008

Shitwreck

The phenomenon where a shit is so big that that it crests the water in the bowl resulting in said shit being partially in the water and out of the water. Similar to the visual where a ship that has crashed and is sinking.

Man I just took a shitwreck in that public toilet since I couldn’t make it to my home base toilet in time.

by Btk23 March 03, 2019