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shitwich 

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.
Ryan is such a shitwich.
shitwich by Matt October 27, 2003
to get insanely drunk an fuck up your life 'cause some retards in a forum told you "Asbach Uralt" (a german schnaps) is the damn thing to go for in the morning
"My girlfriend just left me. I think i'll make the Streicher now."

"My life sucks. I'm going for the Streicher now."
Streicher by zentrum March 5, 2009

shitwrench 

shitwrench is a spanner like object used to scoop, or carry an animals or human shit. The invention was invented by a bloke called Jeff from Bristol, 2007. It can also be used as an offensive term, instead of 'arsehole'.
'get lost you shit wrench'.
'I'll shove that shitwrench up yr crapper in a minute'
shitwrench by Tarjaaa June 20, 2007

streichaneese 

A language spoken by UNC grads that is impossible for most people to understand due to the vulgarity and out of context statements.
Brian is speaking streichaneese, I have no clue what the heel he's saying.
streichaneese by Morky Mork March 11, 2008

Shitwrench 

Another term for a spanner like tool used for anal intercourse.
Used in a sentance.."Alright zoe pull that shitwrench out of your ass and let me have a go!".
Shitwrench by Jeffthefork June 18, 2007
anything that is poorly made using cheap materials desinged poorly bad engineering usallly made in china breaks a week after buying
hey jim that barbaque i bought at walmart 3 months ago is rusting and is falling a part" well you know jim thats just striaght up shittech "
shittech by modified dick March 23, 2011