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Shitwoods 

Shitwoods Aka the Shithole on the Hill, is a 1 star Duluth Minnesota estalishment that pretends to be a 5 star business, they sell burnt food and drinks with maggots in them, Shitwoods, a phony business that lies to customers and shits on its employees.
"man this place is really shitwoods"
Shitwoods by Dr Death April 1, 2020
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A very mystical creature. Anyone who has the pleasure of coming into contact with him has an instant need to shit. If you are far away from a bathroom you are likely to shit your pants.
Shitgoose is on the loose!!! Where is the nearest bathroom??

me: Sorry guys I'm going to be late.
friend: why?
me: Shitgoose stopped over.
shitgoose by tnt419 December 28, 2005

shitloads 

Shitloads is "LONG" for lots.
I have shitloads of porn on my computer.
shitloads by the almighty ho September 15, 2005
affectionate term for ones freinds
1."dont be a shitgoose come out"
2."shitgoose hav'nt seen you for time"
3.(somebody falls of a chair)"ha ha what a shitgoose"
shitgoose by Tinny/James August 5, 2008

shithooks 

Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!
shithooks by 000 October 20, 2003

Shithoodled 

The act of being ridiculously drunk to the point where you get crazy eyes and you're doing and saying some of the most absurd things imaginable.
"Yo dude, you were so shithoodled last night that you did lines off of a hooker's ass then brought that 14 year old back to your room saying that all you wanted to do was 'sexual things'."

Shitword 

A combination of two words put together to make a single word to play in a game such as Words with Friends or Hanging with Friends.
Chody: "Man, I can't believe she just played the word 'Sunbeamy'. That's such a Shitword"
Shitword by OriginalGentlemen December 27, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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