shithooks

what old people sometimes call hands

Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!

by 000 October 20, 2003

shithooks

Defining the use of hands for the wiping of your ass.

"Boi, go wash ya' shithooks before dinnah!"

by Big ol' V March 10, 2007

shithooks

What some people call Timmy Smith.

Hey Shithooks, get me another beer.

by Shithooks February 24, 2004

shithooked

Being intoxicated to the point of no return; very high level of intoxication.

After drinking a half gallon of Jack Daniel's, we were pretty much shithooked for the night.

by B.R.V. September 30, 2007

shithook

What my manager, Pat Schroeder, calls me on a daily basis.

"Nice work, Shithook!"

by Shithook March 16, 2005

Shithook

The Chinook helicopter is often referred to as a Shithook. So sad.

He was medvaced by a Shithook.

by Big Sky Heidi January 30, 2020

shithook

A person who is willing to horrible things to attain their own objectives, often at the expense of coworkers or friends.

We worked on this project for weeks together, then (insert name) had to be a shithook and take all the credit.

by trafamladorian October 31, 2017