Shithoodled 

The act of being ridiculously drunk to the point where you get crazy eyes and you're doing and saying some of the most absurd things imaginable.

"Yo dude, you were so shithoodled last night that you did lines off of a hooker's ass then brought that 14 year old back to your room saying that all you wanted to do was 'sexual things'."

Shithoodled by finestblackchina May 21, 2010

shithooked  

Being intoxicated to the point of no return; very high level of intoxication.

After drinking a half gallon of Jack Daniel's, we were pretty much shithooked for the night.

shithooked by B.R.V. September 30, 2007

Shidoodled 

Shidoodled is another word for shat (defacated) yourself. Pooped yourself, sharted, shit ya dacks, etc.

Her: "I just super-daddy'd my pants!"
Me: "What?"
Her: "Shidoodled!... I shit my pants I think."
Me: "You don't have pants on."
Her: "Oh-hohoho!"

Shidoodled by sss1600 February 18, 2023

shithooked 

So damn drunk your ass don't remember shit...
Also see shit faced...

Belly Ray Was Shithooked This Weekend...

shithooked by BigMosh September 30, 2007

shitholed

What happens when someone says or does something incredibly stupid and arrogant, and it somehow turns around fucks that person right in the ass.

One of the more satisfying ways karma has of being a bitch.

After President Trump referred to Haiti as a shithole, Haiti took action to disclose a shit ton of records that show a shady business relationship between a certain President of the United States and a former leader of Haiti who extracted as much wealth as possible before being run out in 1986.

It would appear that President Trump has been shitholed.

shitholed by bsmith78 January 16, 2018

Shitoozled

A word used to describe the feeling of being bamboozled whilst shitting on the toilet

I was scrolling on my phone whilst on the toilet and saw a spider with human teeth which left me scared and shitoozled

Shitoozled by Bandarbum September 24, 2026