shitwig

A tenured Economics professor.

Pretrial discovery is beginning -- have we hired a shitwig yet?

by hoze November 23, 2003

shitwig

(n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.

Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?

by Robbie February 15, 2005

shitwig

Someone who has a bad haircut.

Oi, Shitwig. What you up to tonight?
(Usually used when refering to mates)

by Dave August 13, 2003

Shitwig

Awfully bad barnet, often referred to as 'Shitus Wiggus' or 'Wiggy'.

Seen most often on professional footballers, or lesbians.

Think the term eminates from Russia where people would often cover their head in shite in order to improve their look.

That is one badass shitwig, you should cut your barnet

by Lambo November 24, 2003

shitwig

A metaphoric hat adorned by one whom is intent on intentional over-drinking.

Every second of every minute of every one of the forty hours of my work week have been

shit. Complete shit. I am putting on my shitwig tonight!

by schnids September 18, 2016

shitdigger

A gay male who enjoys anal sex and has a large penis

Hey Tommy, I heard Billy has a huge shitdigger

by TheBlueDevil79 March 17, 2017

shitwizard

(Adj)Someone who performs wizardry with shit. Shitwizardy is an act involving finesse with not white, not black, but brown magic. Such as creating crap-golems or writing nonsensical descriptions for mundane objects.

"What do you mean you can't collect guano!"
"Its to stop the shitwizards casting fireballs!"

"When life gives you crap, make crap golems."

"Someone needs to remind these shitwizards that they make chips and not jet skis or luges!"

by elpresidente October 7, 2007