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Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!
Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!
Shitwater Colonic by X4ndur August 10, 2006

shitsnatcher 

This is another name for the piece in the bathroom generally called a toilet.
The shitsnatcher is singing again. That means it will be stopped up soon. Where is the plunger?
shitsnatcher by Phyliss D. March 21, 2007

shitwatch 2011 

Shitwatch 2011

an underground Facebook group whoes sole purpose in life is to share their shit. Some UPLOAD pictures while LOGGING in while others just name their turds after politicians, restaurants and friends...
Shitwatch 2011

I just shit a brick! (picture pls) nice one
Tadpole... Fail! little shit!
Hyperion flush! out for recycling
Long Beach Roller... hear the splash! drop turd
Had to LOG out in my pants turd
Vienna sausage and one corn kernel fail!
Crack pot huh?
McNuggets! turdlets
Bowl Of bon-bons shit balls
shitwatch 2011 by cheapsuitdan August 25, 2011

The Shiteacher 

The worst teacher in the whole school. Acts as if they are the King/Queen and every student should be their personal slave. Yells at every student who so much as dares to ask a question and god help any poor child who talks during their lesson. Will make you lose marks on a quiz if your handwriting isn't neat enough.
Person 1: We've got Mr. Smith next
Person 2: Ah man, he's the Shiteacher of this school.
The Shiteacher by Cheese Mcgeese November 1, 2019

shitwatch 

Watching a film or tv series you know will be terrible, with the intent of laughing at it. Typically done with friends.
Dave: What did you get up to last weekend?
Alan: Just shitwatched The Room with some friends. It's so bad it's good.
shitwatch by Spankwad September 30, 2018

spitcatcher 

A person eager and willing to become a reciprocal for any bodily fluid flung and expenses by another individual.
Omg don't be such a spitcatcher have a bit of pride .
spitcatcher by Wolfdaddys own October 28, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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