Shitwatcher

Someone who intentionally walks in on people while they're taking a shit.

She's walked in on so many people that little shitwatcher.

by PikachuFucker October 25, 2009

Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!

Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!

by X4ndur August 10, 2006

shitsnatcher

This is another name for the piece in the bathroom generally called a toilet.

The shitsnatcher is singing again. That means it will be stopped up soon. Where is the plunger?

by Phyliss D. March 21, 2007

shitwatch 2011

Shitwatch 2011

an underground Facebook group whoes sole purpose in life is to share their shit. Some UPLOAD pictures while LOGGING in while others just name their turds after politicians, restaurants and friends...

Shitwatch 2011

I just shit a brick! (picture pls) nice one
Tadpole... Fail! little shit!
Hyperion flush! out for recycling
Long Beach Roller... hear the splash! drop turd
Had to LOG out in my pants turd
Vienna sausage and one corn kernel fail!
Crack pot huh?
McNuggets! turdlets
Bowl Of bon-bons shit balls

by cheapsuitdan August 25, 2011

The Shiteacher

The worst teacher in the whole school. Acts as if they are the King/Queen and every student should be their personal slave. Yells at every student who so much as dares to ask a question and god help any poor child who talks during their lesson. Will make you lose marks on a quiz if your handwriting isn't neat enough.

Person 1: We've got Mr. Smith next
Person 2: Ah man, he's the Shiteacher of this school.

by Cheese Mcgeese November 1, 2019

shitwatch

Watching a film or tv series you know will be terrible, with the intent of laughing at it. Typically done with friends.

Dave: What did you get up to last weekend?
Alan: Just shitwatched The Room with some friends. It's so bad it's good.

by Spankwad September 30, 2018

spitcatcher

A person eager and willing to become a reciprocal for any bodily fluid flung and expenses by another individual.

Omg don't be such a spitcatcher have a bit of pride .

by Wolfdaddys own October 28, 2022