shitslap 

the act of farting into ones own cupped hand and quickly shoving the stench into an unsuspecting victims nostrils. Must be done quickly so as to not lose farts potency

"I was watching tv and minding my own bidness when Shawn straight shitslapped me!"

shitslap by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

shitslap 

When a person screws another person over completely and utterly.

“Oh fuck. Jim has taken my credit cards, and last night he hypnotised me and made me reveal all my bank details and PIN numbers. Now he’s drained all the money from all my accounts, bought a Thai bride and a plane and flew to Cuba where he’ll no doubt take over some seedy drug ring and use my hard, earned cash to buy hookers, cocaine and god knows what else. Fuck, I totally got shitflapped.”

“I knew I wouldn’t get the tenner back, Jim is well known for shitflapping.”

"Ben took your girlfriend? Hmmm, shitslap."

shitslap by John Delonge April 25, 2006

Shitslap

To blast out a savage turd projectile with such vehement force it causes a slapping sound upon impact with the toilet bowl.

Never eat eggs and beef before kimchi, that's how I always get shitslaps

Shitslap by Chunkmastarr April 11, 2026

that shit slap 

When expressing how good something is.

Originating from Knee slapper

"Have you heard that new Dr. Dre beat? That shit Slap!"

"How good is it? " on to which you would reply "THAT SHIT SLAP!"

that shit slap by Yung Deezee October 24, 2019

Shitscapes 

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.

When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.

Shitscapes by Maxchillen September 13, 2016

Shitclapper 

Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.

This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.

Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.

Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."

YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."

Shitclapper by MntyTnt January 11, 2015

shitscapade 

An event, sacred in most bromances, in which 2 to 4 bros enter a public bathroom and take a consecutive shit

Mike finishes eating: I have to shit

Anthony: So do I

Mike: Shitscapade?

Anthony: You read my mind.

shitscapade by InfamousBellO May 25, 2010