Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.

This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.

Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.

Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."

YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."

Shitclapper by MntyTnt January 11, 2015

shitcrap

A word that unintentionally occurs when someone accidentally says "shit" and tries to cover it up with the less vulgar word "crap".

Shitcrap, I can't find my wallet!

shitcrap by Sir Nobody of Nowhere January 10, 2008

shitlamerde

An expression used by bilingual Canadians when something unexpected and unwelcome occurs.

I just spilled mon cafe. Shitlamerde!

shitlamerde by Jacque Letabac February 6, 2014

Nickleback shitlap

An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.

I'm pretty sure my so called friends planned this Nickleback shitlap for me. Thanks a lot, guys

Nickleback shitlap by PingWongHerman December 8, 2021

shirtclamming

(verb) To walk around wearing a shirt but no pants or undergarments. Similar to Shirtcocking, but for ladies. Shirtclamming, like shirtcocking, is for when you absolutely must be naked, but don't want a sunburn, or it's too cold to fully commit. Only people with ladyparts can go shirtclamming.

"It was kinda cold at the nude beach, so Lynette went shirtclamming to fit in."

shirtclamming by Amagi May 21, 2014

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026