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Of or relating to a kid who craped his pants at newsome high school in the year 2008-2009.
Oh no i just shit my pants! I am shitsco now.
when you realize that you don't need a toilet, and you can just poop right on the floor in the locker room at Newsome High School
Eww look! that red-headed kid just shit his pants on the floor, he's a shitsco now.
Shitsco by Austin Shitsco March 8, 2010
aka: butthole, cornhole, asshole, etc.
That broad was nuts. She lifted up my seed pouch and licked at my shitshoot like a thirsty hound.
shitshoot by berserker256 May 17, 2003

shitcolt 

A slang term used for when a male has a giant penis (a.k.a. "Hung like a horse" for the COLT in the word) and he shoves the fully erect state into the rectum all at once, causing all of the fecal matter to either be smeared all onto the penis or pushing it back farther into toe body causing pain to the female or male.
Guy: Did you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, but that shitcolt hurt like a son of a bitch!
shitcolt by COLTZ-ONE July 28, 2008

shitecutter 

Look at her and that sexy purple shitecutter of hers.
shitecutter by tomtomtom7 January 11, 2008

Shitshowtonitis 

A condition that affects the current day's evening hours. Symptoms include organized chaos, whirl wind of near missed disasters, collisions of minds and energies, and any other pulled off catastrophes. Remedies include just going with the flow and being a clutch player.
Damn tonight's coming down with shitshowtonitis, everything is just coming up a day late or dollar short. Everybody is zigging while I'm zapping. That's how we know there's shitshowtonitis in the air.
Shitshowtonitis by Northstar208 August 30, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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