Shitong

A person that is a dumbass or shit at something. The human representation of feces. Popularly used in Trinidad slang.

Did you see Goobert's grade on that test, what a shitong.

by TrinidadSlanguage April 1, 2019

ShitCongo

The city formally known as Chicago

There were over 70 shootings over the weekend in ShitCongo

by ajetpilot August 16, 2018

shitographer

A person who takes a picture of there shit and emails it to someone.

You are one hell of a shitographer, dont ever send me any photos of your shit again or i will do my own shitogrophy and you wont be happy.

by tbagmartin March 23, 2010

Shimongoo

The name of a drink that involves placing, 3 bottled Alcopops ideally of 3 different flavours, that are turned upside down in a pint glass. Then consumed rapidly through 1 or 2 straws in order to prevent the glass over flowing.

Jonny: 'Mate get to the bar, we're doing Shimongoos'
Phil: 'Why?'
Jonny: 'Because we're Lads.'

by wyndow October 10, 2011

Shidong

Noun- A cool and hip way of describing a new fashion or scene sensation.

"Yo man, this new band is the shidong!"
"man, what the fuck?"

by Fred West Ham September 4, 2013

shitlong

equal in length as shitload is to volume

I've had this phone for a shitlong time.
That's a shitlong rope.

by jemery February 4, 2008

shitbong

To fart while getting a blowjob

I was so loaded last night that I accidentally shitbonged her while she was chugging!

by old dirty buck November 2, 2009