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shitocracy 

...a system of government where the newly elected regime has shit for brains...
...In 2017 the United States government transformed into a shitocracy...
shitocracy by Migfucius January 5, 2017
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shitocracy 

the proccess in which administrators try and jip you out of something by pulling the power card when it is most obvious that it is an unfair and biased conspiracy to save the administrators' asses
this is a shitocracy you are are all whining dictators
shitocracy by meozer the cat May 13, 2005

Shitocracy 

Shitocracy is the type of rule created by the US in Iraq after the invasion and occupation of 2003. It is a theocracy marked by the rule of the turban and sectarian militias, which created the kind of chaos in the world history. What's funny is the fact that the US still supports it shitocracy in occupied Iraq.
You as a human being cannot live under a shitocracy like the one installed by the US in occupied Iraq.
Shitocracy by Shitocracy August 18, 2022

shitcracker 

1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.

2. A retarded person
1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker

2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.
shitcracker by niiien March 13, 2010

Shitecrack 

Term used to describe someone who has fucking tragic banter.
Pete - "Where is Kirstie?"
Kirsty - "Taking a nap"
Pete - "Fucking Shitecrack"
Shitecrack by PantsPete December 26, 2012

Shamocracy

A shamocracy is any political system that pretends to be democratic without being democratic. Examples include apartheid systems, disproportional misrepresentation, and all out autocracies who call themselves "democratic".
Canada's electoral system is a shamocracy because their voting system is so disproportional that majority of Canadian votes count for nothing, and they typically get a fake-majority government that only a minority of voters support.
Shamocracy by Leif-a-roni October 12, 2016

Shittocracy 

1. Any form of government that (in opinion) has a horrible leader

2. Any form of government that is ruled by one person

3. Any country who has been occupied by another country
Susan: Hey did you here about the new law that was passed?

Henry: Rather not, this country is a big Shittocracy.
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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