shitocalypse 

When one shit ain't enough, you got a shitocalypse. The biggest shit of your life and maybe even diarrhea.

Man 1: Man, I couldn't leave the bathroom
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: I ate that chilly dip and drank it down with vodka
Man 2: Oh God, you've had a shitocalypse

shitocalypse by GoodMan95 May 3, 2018

Shitocalypse 

a splataclysmic world-ending event of fecal fallout typically brought on by a vile co-worker’s overindulgence of greasy, fatty, fried foods and IPAs following a vacation or weekend of debauchery. The pressure continues to build in this co-worker until they return to work and callously lay waste to the shared staff bathroom and much of the ground surrounding it, leaving the area barren and uninhabitable for the remainder of the work day.

“CODE BROWN, CODE BROWN! Avoid the bathroom and surrounding area; there has been a shitocalypse of septic proportions!

Shitocalypse by Walt Shitman January 11, 2023

shitpocolypse 

So much shit is going down that it becomes impossible to sustain human life.

Scott complained that Friday's at work are like a shitpocolypse of a magnitude that will be his demise.

shitpocolypse by MKZflipper January 31, 2014

Shopocalypse 

The mayhem that ensues in every shopping mall and mini-mart across America on Black Friday.

Me: Hey man, you going to "major retail conglomerate" on Black Friday?
Friend: Hell no, you won't catch me anywhere near the shopocalypse!

Shopocalypse by Mwahahahahahaha! November 28, 2013

shopocalypse 

Noun

1. Meadowhall shopping centre, Sheffield, England. So-called for its advertising as "the land of shoppertunity".
2. The end of the world through rampant and pervasive consumerism
3. The point of exhaustion reached at the end of an excessive shopping spree where you simply cannot continue.

1. "The shopocalypse can be found at Junction 32 of the M1."
2. "If we carry on like this as a species we are heading for the shopocalypse."
3. "Can we go home, for the love of God? I've reached the shopocalypse."

shopocalypse by conciliation March 27, 2009

Shapocalypse 

A combination of the spocker (two in pink, two in stink) and the shocker (two in pink on in stink) to make four in the pink, three in the stink.

"I hooked up with a complete gaper last night. Had enough room in there to give her the fuckin' Shapocalypse."
"I'm gonna show you something that's gonna end your world bitch...prepare to recieve the 7 horsemen (fingers) of the Shapocalypse"

Shapocalypse by Brandon Forsythe May 3, 2008

shitopocalypse

The act of violently shitting in ones pants as the result of ethnic food. Derived from early 17th Century explorers attempts to catalogue South American food.

Apu: Hey Kevin how about coming over tomorrow night for my dinner party?
Kevin: Your wife is Indian right?
Apu: She sure is.
Kevin: Naw that sounds like a regular Shitopocalypse.

shitopocalypse by Professor Penicle March 29, 2015