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shitocracy 

...a system of government where the newly elected regime has shit for brains...
...In 2017 the United States government transformed into a shitocracy...
shitocracy by Migfucius January 5, 2017
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shitocracy 

the proccess in which administrators try and jip you out of something by pulling the power card when it is most obvious that it is an unfair and biased conspiracy to save the administrators' asses
this is a shitocracy you are are all whining dictators
shitocracy by meozer the cat May 13, 2005

Shitocracy 

Shitocracy is the type of rule created by the US in Iraq after the invasion and occupation of 2003. It is a theocracy marked by the rule of the turban and sectarian militias, which created the kind of chaos in the world history. What's funny is the fact that the US still supports it shitocracy in occupied Iraq.
You as a human being cannot live under a shitocracy like the one installed by the US in occupied Iraq.
Shitocracy by Shitocracy August 18, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026