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shitpiphany 

When one has an epiphany while sitting on the toilet. Usually while defecating.
Dan, while sitting on the toilet, had a shitpiphany and decided not to marry that chick.
shitpiphany by frail_otis November 4, 2009

shitepiphany 

shit·e·piph·a·ny shit-ih-pif-uh-nee
A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated while sitting on the toilet taking a big shit. PER RSMM
The other day I was taking a dump and had a great idea! I had a shitepiphany!!!
shitepiphany by mauldinr July 17, 2010

shitpiphany 

The startled feeling you have when you realize, too late, something you should/could have done differently, and usually blurt out,"Aw, shit, I could have {insert missed action here}";often occurs while gaming.
We were playing Munchkin last night and I had a shitpiphany when I remembered, too late, that as a Ranger I could have made the cyclops into a steed instead of fighting it.
shitpiphany by theMotherDog October 17, 2010

Shipiphany

An epiphany experienced while in the process of defecation.
While I was in the bathroom, I realized the solution to the server problem! I had a shipiphany!
Shipiphany by Majorcommo November 9, 2014

Shitpiphany 

A sudden realisation that feels grand and momentous but really isn't.
Hey man, you remember that scene in Point Break when the chief tells Utah that he's young dumb and full of cum? I just realised thats so much more offensive if you say it about a lady.

Wow, you just had a real shitpiphany didn't you.
Shitpiphany by T-Drizzle-Lizzle September 7, 2017

Slipiphany 

The state of embrassing a Slipper related thought or idea.
Many thousands of years ago, the foot-sore Himalayan nomad, midway through an epic trek, experienced a slipiphany, and pediatristic comfort history was made.
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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