Slipiphany 

The state of embrassing a Slipper related thought or idea.

Many thousands of years ago, the foot-sore Himalayan nomad, midway through an epic trek, experienced a slipiphany, and pediatristic comfort history was made.

Slipiphany by The Don, Manas Slipper Mafia January 20, 2010

shitpiphany 

When one has an epiphany while sitting on the toilet. Usually while defecating.

Dan, while sitting on the toilet, had a shitpiphany and decided not to marry that chick.

shitpiphany by frail_otis November 4, 2009

stupiphany

A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something very basic, annoyingly obvious, or - in hindsight - really stupid. The person having the stupiphany is generally greatly excited, while observers just shake their heads at how obvious the answer was.

It dawned on Dan one morning as he was driving that the word windshield was made up of the 2 words describing what it did: "I've had a stupiphany!" he ejaculated!

Maria's latest stupiphany came when she looked up Men At Work lyrics and realized it was "a vegemite sandwich" instead of "a bite of my sandwich" in the song Land Down Under.

After several years of training/certification, Seth suddenly realized that CPR was really just manually activating the heart to pump blood: it was a real stupiphany.

stupiphany by seththegreat March 1, 2011

Stupiphany

When someone stupid thinks they're having an earth-shattering epiphany that is in fact so incredibly moronic, asinine and just plain retarded that you have to bite your tongue not to scream, "Are you stupid!?" It's actually a stupiphany.

"Oh, you know what? Do you think maybe the reason my Windows password won't work is because my mouse cord is touching my keyboard...?" (-some rocket scientist enduser)

"...And all of a sudden I just thought, oh my goodness, I shouldn't reach my arm up so high since I'm pregnant!! It'll pull on the baby's umbilical cord so tight and strangle the baby..." (... because we all know the umbilical cord is directly attached to the mother's armpit!?)

Stupiphany, folks.

Stupiphany by chocolatepants October 23, 2008

simpiphany 

A sudden realization after a period of being a simp that your actions were too subservient towards women.

Similar to post nut clarity

After a long time chasing a girl and getting friendzoned, the lad had a clear head and had a simpiphany, ending his simpin'.

simpiphany by Bryceistheguy April 27, 2020

Stupiphany

The sudden realization that you have been stupid for way too long. The light goes on, and you realize with a "Duh!" that your behavior needs to change.

When an "Ah-ha!" is the result of something that should have been obvious.

Stan had a "stupiphany" that doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results was not working.

Stupiphany by Strangefruit January 9, 2006

Shipiphany

An epiphany experienced while in the process of defecation.

While I was in the bathroom, I realized the solution to the server problem! I had a shipiphany!

Shipiphany by Majorcommo November 9, 2014