shitpiphany
shitpiphany by frail_otis November 4, 2009
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shitpiphany
The startled feeling you have when you realize, too late, something you should/could have done differently, and usually blurt out,"Aw, shit, I could have {insert missed action here}";often occurs while gaming.
We were playing Munchkin last night and I had a shitpiphany when I remembered, too late, that as a Ranger I could have made the cyclops into a steed instead of fighting it.
shitpiphany by theMotherDog October 17, 2010
Related Words
shitpiphany • shipiphany • shitepiphany • Shitiphany • Hitpiphany • Showpiphany • simpiphany • Slipiphany
Shitpiphany
Hey man, you remember that scene in Point Break when the chief tells Utah that he's young dumb and full of cum? I just realised thats so much more offensive if you say it about a lady.
Wow, you just had a real shitpiphany didn't you.
Wow, you just had a real shitpiphany didn't you.
Shitpiphany by T-Drizzle-Lizzle September 7, 2017
Showpiphany
Noun: That moment in the shower where you have a profound realization.
Pronounced: SHUH-OW(the sound you make when something hurts)-PIF-ANNIE
Pronounced: SHUH-OW(the sound you make when something hurts)-PIF-ANNIE
I was in the shower this morning and had the craziest showpiphany! Listen to this...
Dan was standing under the hot water for 10 minutes before he had the showpiphany that he had yet to even touch the shampoo or soap.
Margaret's showpiphany this morning reminded her she hadn't paid her phone bill. That was a close one!
Dan was standing under the hot water for 10 minutes before he had the showpiphany that he had yet to even touch the shampoo or soap.
Margaret's showpiphany this morning reminded her she hadn't paid her phone bill. That was a close one!
Showpiphany by TC3 July 7, 2011
shitepiphany
shit·e·piph·a·ny shit-ih-pif-uh-nee
A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated while sitting on the toilet taking a big shit. PER RSMM
A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated while sitting on the toilet taking a big shit. PER RSMM
shitepiphany by mauldinr July 17, 2010
simpiphany
A sudden realization after a period of being a simp that your actions were too subservient towards women.
Similar to post nut clarity
Similar to post nut clarity
After a long time chasing a girl and getting friendzoned, the lad had a clear head and had a simpiphany, ending his simpin'.
simpiphany by Bryceistheguy April 27, 2020
Hitpiphany
1) That really big hit you take while smoking weed and you realize you are REALLY stoned. You know the one. A portmanteau of "hit" and "epiphany"
*Zack takes a huge hit of his dank-ass weed in his bong*
Zack: Whoa guys...I just had a hitpiphany!
Ed: You must be really stoned then!
Zack: Whoa guys...I just had a hitpiphany!
Ed: You must be really stoned then!
Hitpiphany by Andrea H20s April 18, 2010
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