shitepiphany

shit·e·piph·a·ny shit-ih-pif-uh-nee
A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated while sitting on the toilet taking a big shit. PER RSMM

The other day I was taking a dump and had a great idea! I had a shitepiphany!!!

by mauldinr July 17, 2010

shitpiphany

When one has an epiphany while sitting on the toilet. Usually while defecating.

Dan, while sitting on the toilet, had a shitpiphany and decided not to marry that chick.

by frail_otis November 4, 2009

shitpiphany

The startled feeling you have when you realize, too late, something you should/could have done differently, and usually blurt out,"Aw, shit, I could have {insert missed action here}";often occurs while gaming.

We were playing Munchkin last night and I had a shitpiphany when I remembered, too late, that as a Ranger I could have made the cyclops into a steed instead of fighting it.

by theMotherDog October 17, 2010

Shitpiphany

A sudden realisation that feels grand and momentous but really isn't.

Hey man, you remember that scene in Point Break when the chief tells Utah that he's young dumb and full of cum? I just realised thats so much more offensive if you say it about a lady.

Wow, you just had a real shitpiphany didn't you.

by T-Drizzle-Lizzle September 7, 2017

Shipiphany

An epiphany experienced while in the process of defecation.

While I was in the bathroom, I realized the solution to the server problem! I had a shipiphany!

by Majorcommo November 9, 2014

holy-shit epiphany

When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!

by Rudee November 10, 2018

shipiphany

When you realize what you needed to do, but it is too late to do anything about it

After I wrote my research paper, I had a shipiphany and realized that my thesis was awful.

by Max Leon January 6, 2010