shitpiphany

When one has an epiphany while sitting on the toilet. Usually while defecating.

Dan, while sitting on the toilet, had a shitpiphany and decided not to marry that chick.

by frail_otis November 4, 2009

shitpiphany

The startled feeling you have when you realize, too late, something you should/could have done differently, and usually blurt out,"Aw, shit, I could have {insert missed action here}";often occurs while gaming.

We were playing Munchkin last night and I had a shitpiphany when I remembered, too late, that as a Ranger I could have made the cyclops into a steed instead of fighting it.

by theMotherDog October 17, 2010

Shitpiphany

A sudden realisation that feels grand and momentous but really isn't.

Hey man, you remember that scene in Point Break when the chief tells Utah that he's young dumb and full of cum? I just realised thats so much more offensive if you say it about a lady.

Wow, you just had a real shitpiphany didn't you.

by T-Drizzle-Lizzle September 7, 2017

Showpiphany

Noun: That moment in the shower where you have a profound realization.

Pronounced: SHUH-OW(the sound you make when something hurts)-PIF-ANNIE

I was in the shower this morning and had the craziest showpiphany! Listen to this...

Dan was standing under the hot water for 10 minutes before he had the showpiphany that he had yet to even touch the shampoo or soap.

Margaret's showpiphany this morning reminded her she hadn't paid her phone bill. That was a close one!

by TC3 July 7, 2011

shitepiphany

shit·e·piph·a·ny shit-ih-pif-uh-nee
A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated while sitting on the toilet taking a big shit. PER RSMM

The other day I was taking a dump and had a great idea! I had a shitepiphany!!!

by mauldinr July 17, 2010

simpiphany

A sudden realization after a period of being a simp that your actions were too subservient towards women.

Similar to post nut clarity

After a long time chasing a girl and getting friendzoned, the lad had a clear head and had a simpiphany, ending his simpin'.

by Bryceistheguy April 27, 2020

Hitpiphany

1) That really big hit you take while smoking weed and you realize you are REALLY stoned. You know the one. A portmanteau of "hit" and "epiphany"

*Zack takes a huge hit of his dank-ass weed in his bong*
Zack: Whoa guys...I just had a hitpiphany!
Ed: You must be really stoned then!

by Andrea H20s April 18, 2010