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shitscale 

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.
According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.
shitscale by jpg3 December 1, 2011

Shitcast 

A word commonly used to reference the American multinational telecommunications conglomerate, Comcast Corporation, due to its shitty customer service and unreliable internet speeds.
Ginther: Hey Kahlon, I can't connect to WiFi, Shitcast is fucking me hard today!

Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.
Shitcast by kahlonginth December 31, 2021

shitimage 

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.
"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."
shitimage by nachismo September 11, 2013

shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired
Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.
shitcanned by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

Shiticular 

When you are particular about where you have a dump !
At the festivals Gerry won't crap in the portaloo , he's Shiticular!!!
Shiticular by Armageddon37 May 13, 2013

shitcase 

a suitcase filled with useless items due to the person not being able to choose what she/he will need for traveling and packs everything he/she finds hoping they wont have left anything out
Oh man, I didnt know what to pack so I just brought my shitcase!
shitcase by checheishere May 14, 2011