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Shitgahm 

The act of shitting your pants at a party.
aha, did you hear? he did a SHITGAHM.
Shitgahm by ahhahahahaha,imfunny. January 19, 2010
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Shitgasm 

The State of relief and euphoia just after unleshing a giant crap(or perfoming "Shock and Awe") from your body... usually accompanied by a long sigh of relaxation as your sphincter retacts to its normal state. Much like the state of relaxation after an orgasm... kinda...
"I shitgasmed twice already this morning... its gonna be a good day!"
Shitgasm by JadeHawk June 8, 2004

Shitgasm 

That really good feeling you get after taking a big shit
Guy: I took a huge shit like 5 minutes ago and now i'm having a really great shitgasm.
Shitgasm by me123abc January 14, 2009

Shitgasm 

When an individual releases the excrete that has been building inside of his or herself for hours. This is proceeded by a euphoric relief.
"Gregg, ever taken a shit that just felt so right"
"Oh, you mean a shitgasm, totally!"

Shitgasm 

N. The Best part of feciation. A moment of infinite awesomeness.
Boy: ohh, yeah! Yes!
Mom: honey, whats going on?
Boy: nothing, mom. Just having a shitgasm on the toilet.
Shitgasm by StarRockerGuy January 14, 2010

Shitgasm 

The incredible feeling of taking a long anticipated shit.
I had to shit for hours and couldn't find a toilet; but once I did I had the best shitgasm of my life.
Shitgasm by sbsmike January 21, 2013

shitgasm 

Straining so hard to pinch a loaf that a little bit of jizz dribbles out.
Man, after that shitgasm I had to clean my ass AND my cock!
shitgasm by Toukolou1 February 3, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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