Shiteyarse 

He whose arse, or ass, anus, whatever you prefer to call it, is covered in shit.

A dirty, ned, theiving cunt.

Look, there's Shiteyarse Kimmet and his ugly maw.

Shiteyarse by Flapjackandy May 24, 2008

shitarse 

A pro-wrestler who is so unable to perform basic actions correctly and at the right time, that they almost certainly are unable to wipe their arses properly, leading to them walking around with their arses being all shitty. Hence, shitarse.

Man, I just watched a match involving noted shitarse Magnus. He's fucking terrible, at everything.

shitarse by owmykidney March 28, 2015

shitemare 

One step up from a nightmare, bad news, or an annoying person!

"Dude, that girl is an absolute shitemare!"

"The party was a complete shitemare!"

shitemare by Define April 15, 2007

Shitarse 

Made-up Spanish verb meaning to shit yourself

Si pudea me shitar (shitarse), esa seria bueno.

If i could shit myself, that would be great.

Shitarse by qwerty1231231 May 30, 2009

shitarse 

a shitarse is a coward,a turn coat or a good for nothing grass,commonly despised by everybody

see him over there he's a proper shitarse

shitarse by dave November 25, 2004

Shitemare 

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance

1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games

Shitemare by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

Shitemare 

When your day or something has been more than a nightmare....thus becoming a"shitemare"

Had an absolute shitemare earlier today

Shitemare by Heleno April 24, 2017