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The art of taking a photo with your mobile of your excreta execution!

Couldn't resist taking a Shitelfie in trap 2 at work today. Almost made the schoolboy error of dropping the mobile down the pan!

Shitelfie by carlosbalados October 23, 2017

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Shitified

The act of making something shitty or horrible. The act of ruining/damaging something. Used instead of the word ruined or fucked up. This word is used to emphasis how bad things got, the Kitchen table wasn't messy, it was shitified.

Who shitified my car!
Your sister shitified my day.
My dog shitified the couch, we threw it away.

Shitified by Spinn February 9, 2010

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Shitelight

The slang term for the series of books about a girl struggling to choose a boyfriend. Her choices are: a pedophilic guy who wants to kill her and a werewolf who doubles as a Native American stereotype.
Possibly the worst books ever written.

I read Shitelight at the weekend just to see if it was any good. I regret that wasted time.

Shitelight by TheLiteratureGirl November 28, 2010

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shitolie

An exclamation screamed when someone shoves something up your ass.

Sarah: why are you walking funny?

Patrick: Tossy just gave me the biggest shitolie with her cane

shitolie by Setterstorm December 26, 2013

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Shelfield academy

Shelfieldacademy is a shit school in walsall. All of the year 11s smoke a joint in the alley and the roadmen smoke vapes in the toilet. Pe is like military camp and all the teachers are wankers who come from Aldridge

Mom: I think my son will go to shelfield

Mom 2: nah don't go there it's full of chavs and roadmen who will steal your shoes

Shelfield academy is a shithole

Shelfield academy by ThePoseiden.1243 December 3, 2019

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Shelfie

A picture or portrait of your bookshelf. Showcasing literature IN ALL IT'S GLORY!
(This term was originally defined by author Rick Riordan).
Not to be confused with selfie .

As you can see, everything in my shelfie is color coordinated.

Shelfie by chocopath December 17, 2013

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Shitfie

Noun: A combination of the word shit and the slang term selfie. Meaning a selfie that you take of yourself with your poop in the background.

Person 1:"I just took a massive crap"
Person 2:"dude!! Send me a shitfie"

Shitfie by Bootybro4ever2K64 July 9, 2014

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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