Definitions by carlosbalados

Wankchee

Masturbating furiously like a banshee

I caught my boyfriend watching porn last night.. He was at his cock like a Wankchee.

Wankchee by carlosbalados November 15, 2025

Shitelfie 

The art of taking a photo with your mobile of your excreta execution!

Couldn't resist taking a Shitelfie in trap 2 at work today. Almost made the schoolboy error of dropping the mobile down the pan!

Shitelfie by carlosbalados October 23, 2017

parsnipping 

The act of ejeculating your cum up your partners nostrils.

I was parsnipping the missus last night. She loves the smell of my cum.

parsnipping by carlosbalados December 12, 2014