carlosbalados's definitions

Shitelfie

The art of taking a photo with your mobile of your excreta execution!

Couldn't resist taking a Shitelfie in trap 2 at work today. Almost made the schoolboy error of dropping the mobile down the pan!

by carlosbalados October 23, 2017

parsnipping

The act of ejeculating your cum up your partners nostrils.

I was parsnipping the missus last night. She loves the smell of my cum.

by carlosbalados December 12, 2014

Wankchee

Masturbating furiously like a banshee

I caught my boyfriend watching porn last night.. He was at his cock like a Wankchee.

by carlosbalados November 15, 2025