Urban Dictionary: Definitions by carlosbalados

Wankchee

I caught my boyfriend watching porn last night.. He was at his cock like a Wankchee.

Wankchee by carlosbalados November 15, 2025

The art of taking a photo with your mobile of your excreta execution!

Couldn't resist taking a Shitelfie in trap 2 at work today. Almost made the schoolboy error of dropping the mobile down the pan!

The act of ejeculating your cum up your partners nostrils.

I was parsnipping the missus last night. She loves the smell of my cum.