shitelife

Liam gallagher happened.

“Yo bro whats that weird song u r listening to?”
“Parklife by blur mate”
“Shitelife ya mean?”
“Aye”

by Offmecocunut May 15, 2024

Shitelight

The slang term for the series of books about a girl struggling to choose a boyfriend. Her choices are: a pedophilic guy who wants to kill her and a werewolf who doubles as a Native American stereotype.
Possibly the worst books ever written.

I read Shitelight at the weekend just to see if it was any good. I regret that wasted time.

by TheLiteratureGirl November 28, 2010

shitepipe

Another alternative word for a persons backpassage. (of north irish origin)

Im gonna toss your salad bitch plop that shitepipe down on my bake.

mavis that shitepipe's wrecked, whos been at it before me?

I'm gonna empty my bollocks in that shitepipe, thats right im gonna creampie ya!

by The King of NooNarnia February 3, 2008

shitolie

An exclamation screamed when someone shoves something up your ass.

Sarah: why are you walking funny?

Patrick: Tossy just gave me the biggest shitolie with her cane

by Setterstorm December 26, 2013

shiterized

1, Gangstar word for shiting yourself

2, To release faecal matter from the anus with force, a necessity at a scat party

The tub girl shiterized herself

by Jon Bon Jovi June 11, 2006

shitslice

A moron. But worse than a moron; more like a moronic annoyance of a person.

Popularized in cycle 1 of America's Next Top Model by Elyse Sewell.

Put the food in your mouth, you shitslice. Not your nose.

by wendeh December 9, 2008

Shitlifting

Shitlifting is a form of mental masturbation, where one talks themself up by talking shit without backing it up with actions. It is a form of stroking ones own ego through words.

Words are cheap, don't say a word, it would only be for validation or shitlifting ones self ownership anyways.

by Caucasian Jesus August 31, 2018