Sittingbourne 

Sittingbourne is located in Kent, England. Sittingbourne is more commonly known as Shittingbourne. Shittingbourne is the worst place to live; it also has the worst highstreet, where all the chavs hang round. All the secondary schools located there are pure shit, they don't have enough money to afford anything. If you are a foreigner i.e someone not from Shittingbourne, you will survive for about 10 minutes. The reason you will die is because you will glance up as there is someone walking towards you. You then see it is a chav/chavs who begin to shout and you, waving their fag in your face.

To spot a chav is quite easy; most wear tracksuits for adidas/Nike and wear huaraches. with a fag in their mouth.

Person 1: I might visit Sittingbourne.

Person 2: sure, but your'll be disappointed.

Sittingbourne by iamjesusoncrack July 5, 2016

Sittingbourne 

Sittingbourne is home to many sterotypical British people, for example, chavs and roadmen. Sittingbourne has many places that attract tourists, such as Sainsburys, Ave of Remembrance,, which also attracts school children during 8.00am - 9.00am every weekday during the school term. This is where they eran half of their wage from. They go there to buy alot of sweets and junk food, to make sure they have energy to get through the school day.

Don't go to Sittingbourne, there are too many chavs there.

Sittingbourne by The Supreme Legend January 26, 2021

Shittingbourne 

Commonly referred to the Kent town sittingbourne. The town consists of small minded townsman who believe that the whole world revolves around living in the me9-me12 postcodes and nowhere else. If you do come across this saying you will have finally met a human being who understands they live in such a Pathetic and chavvy area. Stay away from murston, Kemsley Quinton and Milton or you’ll probably get robbed by some 23 yo pikey who uses phrases like gauga bread and muvers die.

People like to pretend that their hard around this area when they start boxing for a local club and bowl it around sittingbourne spoons or vineyard. Stay away from these people! They know everyone in the town as they’ve never left including there families and probably know absolutely everyone they walk past down the high street.

Everyone here likes to think they have pikey relatives, they are one themselves or really want to be. Don’t ask me why but if a shop called dress like a wrongon was opened up, the queue would be ridiculous.

Person 1: “fancy a night out in shittingbourne?”

Person 2: “no thanks! Would rather shit in my hands and clap.”

Shittingbourne by Monkeytennis22 August 23, 2023